is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
Randomize
