are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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