do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
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