That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
So squirting runs in the family.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
40s are totally the cure
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
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