But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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