Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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