did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
I think i got beer on your cat.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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