I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
She even gives head with a lisp.
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
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