So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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