no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
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