no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
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