I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
you inspire me to be a worse person
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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