Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
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