Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
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