Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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