we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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