How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
You work out of a Hotel?
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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