why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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