Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
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