Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
My legs feel like baby dolphins
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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