I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
How does one acquire holy water?
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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