i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
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