4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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