Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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