Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
We talked him into tasing himself.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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