Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
This martini tastes like the bartender stirred it with his foreskin.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
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