Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
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