My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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