we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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