Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
Why can't burritos get me drunk
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
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