you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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