I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
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