drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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