I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
third nipple confirmed
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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