4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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