How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
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