Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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