yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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