i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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