Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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