I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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