When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
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