How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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