i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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