girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
