I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
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