remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
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