This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
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