nut hugger
He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
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