You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
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