You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
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