Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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