Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
im calling her cock vulture from now on
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
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