I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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