Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
I want her autograph on my taint
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
