R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Sext me about skeletons
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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