you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
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